Dear readers, our Trolls have been working hard lately because we have stumbled across something HUUUUUGE !
Whilst hanging around and keeping an eye on new domains, we have found this strange « nebular » website called nebulardot.com
With a fair amount of arrogance, this website promises to be a revolution in social networks…It promises to cross the line beween the « virtual social network » and the « real world » as we know it. Well I guess, some kind of FACEBOOK associated with some kind of international association with REAL face to face meetings ?
Well, the rotten APPLE tried the same with its crisp-sounding PING, but it soon proved to be more of a dirty flat FLOP. But here we go, we thought that would be a bit of fun to figure out which unknown firm was behind the « revolutionary » project….and now, here is the BIG NEWS : we have great reasons to believe that …
the Giant MICROSOFT is just about to create a FaceBook Killer !!
Of course we are not 100% sure… but it is fucking likely !! So how did we get there ?
At first we just « facebooked » it… and guess what : there is already a very recent fan page on facebook for nebulardot.com … « ok. and So What ? ». (here it is : http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/group.php?gid=116085351781870&ref=search ) I hear you say. Well not much, absolutely zero info… just that the administrator of the fan page is an enigmatic french-sounding guy called « Gilles Bat ». Well ok, nothing much still : we nearly dropped it there. wwwoooowww what a mistake that would have been !! . Something suddenly jumped to our attention : the birth date : « Gilles Bat » was born on 28th of October 1955.
I hear you say « wwooooowwww… biiig deal ! ». Well, maybe that does not mean much to you, but for the bunch of late-teen-geeks in the team, spurting their nasty acne on the mirrors, this is the birth date of the God, the Dude of Dudes, the Greatest Master of all time : BILL GATES !! And yes you see it now as well : « GILLES BAT » is the perfect anagram of « BILL GATES ».
Ok, I understand that this could be a big coincidence. We envisaged that as well. But that’s not the end of the story. Look again at the website nebulardot.com on our side, we looked at it many times trying to detect « something » (well, mostly because we were drunk and totally hypnosed looking at a stellar constellation !!)… and then, the beer helping, we felt there was a funny layout of the stars in the background.
Here what you see on nebulardot.com
facebook killer : microsoft at work ? nebulardot.com
Now look closely at the stars layout….. Here is what we found out : the stars match EXACTLY the microsft windows logo !
facebook killer : secret microsoft project !
THAT CANNOT BE A COINCIDENCE !!
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juil